mercun dan aku.

30^th August 2009

Aku bangun jap. Pastu ak tidor. Pastu ak bangun lagi. Then aku tido. Nak dekat3 bukak puasa ak bangun, kol member jap pastu basuh muka. Member aku datang je terus gerak pasar malam. Waa.Indah nye hidup ak. Lepas bukak je, aku merayap pegi umah mak cik aku. And….. Kebabom,mercun bola meletop. Indah sungguh bunyi die. Yang kekecik duk maen bunga ape je. Aku. Hehe. Bunga api jugak. Tak berani la saya nak baling3 mercun ni. Mercun yang kecik3 brani la saya. Adik ak ajar ni:

THE MERCUN TRICK FOR DUMMIES

The basic of playing fireworks is only two. It is Light It and Throw It. Simple. First thing to do is to get fireworks. There are enormous choices of fireworks you can get from Chinese stores but make sure that you don’t get caught by cops. Then, light the tip on the firework. Let it lit for a while. The trick here is you need to master the time. Control the time. Estimate the time. Then, when it is the time, throw it. Here, make sure you throw it far and the high. The higher it is, the better it will be. The tip here is to have a strong hand. Plenty of ways to train your hand and that includes push up, exercise, martial arts and lifting up heavy boxes. However the simplest way is to masturbate. The more you masturbate, the stronger your hand will be. Simple, stimulating and always is the best way.

Well,that’s my brother. Haha. Hidop mercun. Pukul 12.05am, baru la kami perasan yang dah masuk hari merdeka. Tapi apekan daya tade sape yang nak bersorak Merdeka,Merdeka, Merdeka. Bagi aku la, Klu setakat memekik perktaan merdeka tuh baek tak ya. Balik tido lagi best. Apa yang penting ialah semangat cintakan Negara. Semangat untuk tidak dijajah.

Setan rambut rebonding: Blah la wei. Alasan je tuh.

Aku: Betol la wei.

Setan rambut rebonding: Korang tak bersorak sebab korang suke tengok sluar dalam aweks aweks pom pom gurls yang duk bersorak tuh kan. Ngaku je la.

Aku: Aaaa. Tu pon ye. Eh shaddap la you.

Disini ak mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan. Hidup Malaysia. Eh ade ak kesah ke? Aku kan Singaporean. Haha. Memang nak kena ketuk klu tak ngaku Malaysian. Haha. I LOVE U Malaysia. I LOVE U Sharifah Amani. XoXoXo.

Kamus ROJAK: XoXoXO- Mengikut kata komik Utopia,xoxo bermaksud Kiss,kiss,hug hug. So, kalu xoxoxoxoxoxoxo maksudnye kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss,hug hug hug hug hug hug hug. Begitula hendaknya.

P-E-E x A-S-S: Cace cakp kat jiran depan umah yang aku ni Singaporean, so klu nak saman,saman cace ye. Im innocent.