test yang terbaek.

Pernah tak korang alami test yang gile susah tahap gaban kepada gaban kepada gaban kepada gaban tp tetibe korang turn out enjoy gile test tuh. Susah tp enjoy. Two word, GENIUS or GILA. Too bad, dedua aku tak. Gila pon tak, genius pon tak.

Aku: Aish,klu leh jadi genius cam Naem kan best.
Setan pendek dalam kepala otak aku: Haha. Naem ngan ko same je. Die semulajadi Pandai, Ko semulajadi BODOH.
Aku: Lancau. Shaddap U.

Khamis haritu punya la ujan lebat. Aku lak ada test. Walaupun Hujan tu lebat, ak tetap rajin dan berusaha gigih menyiapkan toyol-toyol yang akan memastikan kejayaan ak didunia dan diakhirat. Fizik susah duh, jangan maen3. Malam tu Test. Aku ngan konfidennye la masuk kelas tempat exam. Pergh penuh sial. Aku bajet nak duk tepi dinding tp dah penuh situ. Begitu keciwanya hatiku tidak terkata. *Pergh, ayat nak baku je*

Aku duduk blakang skali kat tengah sesambil mengayat junior yang macho dan bijak pandai u tukar seat ngan aku. haha. Tp dia cakap " NO WAY". Aduh, keciwa kali kedua. Tak kesah, tak kesah. Dapat je soalan, ak scan dulu. Hmm, Soalan 1 gile senang. Soalan dua, bapak ah. Tp tak pe, ak ade rumus. Soalan 3, gila siot tak taw plak mende ni masuk,ak tak salin rumus.

aku: Hehe. Tape tape, jap g aku col la sesape mintak rumus. Toilet kan ade. muahaha.
Setan kecik dalam kepala otak aku: Ko ade kreadit ke bodoh.
aku: Tade. waaaa.

Hanya aku je yang paham kecuakkan aku time tu. Aku tanak fail,aa Zati tolong.. Cool3. Ak blasah je soalan. Jawab3 dulu. Soalan 1 gile sukses ak jawab, tp jawab tak taw la camner. Then soalan dua, ak bukak toyol. Aiseh, tak nampak la. Ak tulis dengan pensel. Ak letak pensel dan merenung mase depan. Tengok kiri, tengok kanan. Fiuhh, kertas terbang.

" What is it? Is it a plane? Is it Superman? NO. It is a JAWAPAN"

Waa. Aku cari sumber tenaga kinetik kertas tadi. Kiri, kanan, depan. Ah jupe. 4 o`clock. Mamat tamil duh. Aku kenal. Aku lambai3. Die sengeh. Tangan aku duk tunjuk nombor 2. Mulut ak duk bisik (a). Die sengih. relek jap. Sampai la jet kat ak. Salin3. Nak mintak lagi. Die tak tgk ak. Huh. Camner ni. Ak tgk la depan. Peh sumer orang duk meniru kot. Haha. En.Syazwan kool je wat2 tak taw. Ak mintak jwab ngan dak sebelah. Die bagi rumus. Rumus pun jadi la. Blasah. Kire3. dapt. Lega duh. Lepak jap. Masa panjang lagi, pe kecoh3. Nampak Awi duk dpan ak. Muka cuak gile. haha. Ye aa, geng sehati sejiwa die, si Haziq duk nun jauh di dekan. Sorang3 lak tuh. Then, Haziq bangun. Dia kuar g toilet. En. Syazwan tak perasan. Awi laju je follow. Lepas awi, mamat mane ntah follow. Sumer orang dah sengih3. Pepaham je la. Aku teruskah meniru. Lepas tuh check jawapan. Bapak ah. "Dey macha, ni test ke tutorial", nak aje ak tnye camtu. Mane tak nye dah la ak bleh meniru, siap bleh discus3 jawapan lagi. Ak duk sibok berdiskus jawapan ngan budak sebelah. Sama ke tak. Banyak same. Ade y laen. Yang laen tu sebab die tu tak tukar unit. last3 jawapan sama. Soalan last 3(b). Soalan paling susah. Memang susah. AK tengok kiri, tgk kanan. Tukar3 kertas. Tukar sana, sini. Mak oi.. Wei kertas ak mane? Da la tak tulis name. Waa. Abes 5minit nak cari kertas ak. Ye la, ramai tak tulis name, kertas pon tak taw sape punye. Last3 jupe.

Kreok.Pintu bukak. Haziq masuk. Pastu Awi follow. Last skali mamat-i-donno-what-his-name-is plak masuk. Muke sekor3 lek je. Sengih je. Haha. Muka mintak penyepak tuh. Awi duk depan aku. Jawab paper die. Ak tak abes gelak agi. Masa da nak abes da ni. Jawapan soalan 3 xjupe lagi. Sumer orang tgh aktif bertanya kabar jejiran. Ak pon. Tgh kami rajen merapatkan hubungan silaturrahim, skali bunyi hp. Awi daa. Sumer bajet die reject kol aa. So sumer relek aa. Pastu bunyi orang gelak,hahaha. Pastu bunyi soalan, dah makan ke? Puasa tak harini? Gila duh. Bleh bantai bergayut plak time test. Budak black sbelah die tuh duk sebok ketok kepala Awi suh hang up tp die buat dek je. Sumer da cuak da. Klu En.Syazwan perasaan,mmg susah la nak bekerjasama nanti. Aiseh. sumer muka cuak. Skali ape yang kami idam3 kan terjadi. En. syazwan prasan. Die tgk je. Kool je. Awi perasan die tgk. Ak bajet die nak hang up. Skali die bngun, bjalan nak kuar bilik test, semata-mata nak bergayut. Di ulangi semata-mata nak BERGAYUT. Sumu da gelak da. Kelas da bising dah. Awi dah cuak. Blur.Tak taw nak duduk ke, nak kuar. Last3 die cakp, Eh, tgk exam ni. Nanti kol blik. Die duduk. Sipot punya budak. En.Syazwan da stat berjalan da. Adoi3. 5 minit last. Sumer da give up da nak salin jawapan. Dah makin susah dah. So, sumer hantar je la. Ak pon hantar ngan BIG SMILE. haha. Sukses menjawab test fizik. huh.Letih dan berpeluh. Nikmat terbaek penah ak rase. Slurpp. Excited pon ade. Kuar je bilik test, ak ngan dak3 ni duk belasah Awi kaw2. Siot ah, Junior best duh. Tak de discriminasi. Ok aa. Ak balik dengan gumbira.

Malam tu cace ajak g bundle. Maka bershopping la kami. Aku berkenan baju kaler merah. Seksi duh baju tu. meoww. Arrr. Cace beli baju kaler hijam selai. Lawa gak ah. Aide try3 baju gak. Bleh plak kami duk wat havoc lam kedai tuh. haha. Ak reserved baju merah menyala tuh. Pastu g bundle lain plak. Bundle Pop used clothing. Lawa gak. Aide try seluar. Ak tak nak komen. Jangan paksa ak. Please dont. Cace duk havoc berdiskusi pasal kasut ice-cream ngan tokei3 kedai tuh. Ak duk usha bju kemeje yang agak menarik hati. lawa gak ah. Memang tertarik ah. Ak duk usha baju tu je. Nak beli tanak, nak ke tanak. Uh,bnyk duit ak. Gilak ah. Last3 letak tepi. Lepas shopping bundle,g karoeke. Camne eja karoeke pon ak tak taw. Ak xminat koroeke. Ak ikut je. Tgk budak 2ekor tuh berkonsert. Melompat kiri,kanan. Atas, bawah. Ak tgk je. dengan ke-blur-an. Haha. Berpeluh abes dorang. Ak skali lagi tgk je. waa. Im a really,really,really good observer. haha. I deserved compliments. Lots and lots of compliments. Enjoy sudah. Kang pagi nak sahur. Pastu balik Kelantan. wooohoo. Eh. Ak da smpai kelantan da pun. Post ni yang lambat sngat post. Huhu.

Moral value: "Ape yang penting? Kerjasama!", Wonderpets.

P-e-e/A-s-s: Dah macam tokoh dah wonderpets ni bila ak quote dorangnye trademark.

I mean, really like it.

Now, I agreed that human`s brain can undergoes evolution from one level to another level.

Why?

Great news, my brain just figure out how to use my phone for blogging. How amazing is that?

And I just try it last night, believe me it worked. Really, really worked.

Uh, I`m using a Sony Ericson W880i.

Not mine actually.

But starting to like it. I mean, really like it.

P-e-e/A-s-s: Uh, I like Pee and Ass.

Missing her.

Yes. I confess that no matter how i tried running away from my life,i still miss her. She's my light,my love, my one and only sister. She cheerish my life. Oh,i couldnt explain how much i misses her smile. Love u Ainun Nabihah Bt.Mohd Hassan. I'll be home for u.

fasting.

The night before fasting, someone is looking for trouble with me and I am totally irritated with him. And I still am.
However, Happy Fasting.

Currently listening: Prom Queen by Bunkface

chemical process principle.

Last night is one of the worst nightmare i ever met this semester.

I have this Chemical Process Principle test and i have been preparing for it since last week but however i still turned out unable to answer all the question. Depressing moment.

i am not.

I am announcing that,

I am NOT on drug

I repeat, NOT on drug.

Thank you.

choosing a life path.

Tomorrow will be 15^th August 2009. For part 5 students of UITMPP, there`ll be a stupid course about resume and how to get a job. Frankly speaking, the topic that will be discussed during that one day course is totally boring and stupid of course. And to some peoples it is some kind of a “GEEK” discussion group. Ewww..

I don’t know about other people but me, I have 2 choices of spending my Saturday. HOW?

1. I could go to that freaking-unbelievable-geek course and spend my day off listening to a big, fat speaker explaining to us how to get a job, OR

2 Just go to a gig at QE II in Penang with my faithful friends jumping up and down while KOMPLOT performed Konflik Metrapolis.

Which one will I choose? Let`s wait and see. Haha.

it is raining.

Today is Saturday and Saturday is "Sabtu". For the first time, I am so not into "Sabtu". WHY? It is because this "Sabtu" is pretty uncool. It is Raining since morning till now.


Argh, "Sabtu" is a day where I am supposed to enjoy myself as much as I could. A day for me to run away from the tense of studying-If i did that,which I think I did but peoples think I didn`t and I didn`t actually care about it.

Nevertheless,

PLEASE STOP THE RAIN.

I WANT TO GO CAMPING.

CAMPING. CAMPING. CAMPING. CAMPING.

When I say Camping, I actually meant for a day with nature, where humans gave themselves to nature and obey the laws of nature.

"Someone inside me: Just say it. You want to see chicks wearing JUST leaves aren`t you?"

P/s: I hate rain because when it is raining I pee a lot.

Quiz and me.

7^th August 2009

I am supposed to have just one class today which will be Unit Operation of course. Quite known as one of the killer subject, as it always caused at least half of the students of a class had to repeat it again. I actually had a plan to go camping that evening at some place that we haven’t decided yet but somehow we turned out to be attending a make-up Thermodynamic class. Miss Chang class, who would miss it? Wait, I am wronged. It had to be Madam Chang or Madam Avon. I heard this from Miss Linda during our gossiping session a couple days ago – not actually a real gossip session.

"Someone inside me: Dude, I`m not GAY enough to be gossiping about peoples, can`t blame me for being me,ok."

Well, she told me Madam Chang had already married a few months ago and that really broke my heart as I actually thinks that I might have a chance on her,haha.

"Someone inside me: Go to HELL dude. Seriously!"

And Madam Chang is actually a Christian and her Christ name is Avon. Cool name isn’t. Avon, if I`m no mistaken is a brand name of a shampoo or not.

Nevertheless, the class was magnificent. I completely understand everything that she teaches –maybe. I sat next to Hakim, a former housemate of mine. He moves out from the house recently, and now he`s staying with Abu, Atif and Syafiq. I had no ideas on why he moves but I definitely not interested in losing friends- if you know what I mean. However, in my opinions, a fight between him and other housemate should not involve other peoples. Am I right? Well, just imagine how hard it will be for us if it turns out that we need to choose who we want to be friend with-either Hakim or Him? I hope I`ll never have my life that difficult. I have enough hard-time, from my family and I definitely don’t need more.

Enough of the drama! Then, we have and simple quiz on previous chapter and I am not doing well. How much do I got? I`ll keep that to myself, thank you! haha. Let just say that, quiz and I will never be together. We are not mean to be together. We hate each other. How can I love quiz of I score less than 4 when then total mark is 7. Horrible! Terrifying! That`s all I could say.

Others new stuff recently happened:

6^th August 2009: I bought 2 pairs of shirts, a white plain t-shirt from F.O.S and a nice black, collar shirt from a not-so-popular boutique in Jusco, Bintang. It cost me around Rm50 for both. I have to say it is quite cheap as I got myself that F.O.S t-shirt for only Rm10 on a ½ promotion- damn, I am so lucky.

7^th August 2009: Just some additions ok. I went out at Jusco with Hasreen after class. Then, I went for a basketball game inside the Uitm-at Zamrud`s basketball court. It was awesome. Aide`s all over himself complaining about the court. So as Ajiem, but to Najmi and I, it is awesome. It is dark and wet. It`s raining cat and dog and the court it not provided with light source. So, we played under the full moon and it was challenging. Too bad for aide as he couldn’t see anything-he wore spectaculars and it is raining. And today, In-team is here. I am not fan-never listened to their songs actually. But there seems like there`s actually peoples who worship them. Trust me, I am not lying. They sold a one-page calendar at a price of Rm5 for 3. And one needs to have a calendar if they want their signature. A really good business plan but dude, we`re students we can`t afford that- actually we can.

"Someone inside me: Dude, why did u even care? U didn’t even know who they are?"

But the best part of today is I met my old friend, roommate, brother IQBAL. He is here for a “nasyid” competition. Some form of a singing competition, except for the songs that they sang is about religion and definitely not something like “Good girl go bad by Cobra Starship” or “Konflik Metropolis by Komplot”. Gosh, I just love KOMPLOT. Yeah. KOMPLOTAN, they do rock. Haha.

Updated status:

LIKE: ATM

HATE: ATM

HOBBIES: Go to the ATM

PET`S: MR.SHCEFIEL and MISS FINE

P/s: ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine- I think. You can withdraw money and transfer money to me using it. And yeah, the tittle don`t fit the post but like i care.

CURRENTLY LISTENING: NIKMAT SEMENTARA by STATIK

-You`ll love it.

15888.

6^th August 2009

I woke up pretty late and missed a class in the morning. I woke up around 2pm and I skipped Chemical Process Principle class (Well-known as CPP amongst EH110 students). I took my shower and brushed my teeth. I feel fresh. Then, I put on my clothes and sat in front of my laptop. I click on a file name “z.xlsx”. It is an excel document. Well actually is my timetable. Class timetable. My next class will be at 4pm- Engineering Physics. Damn it sucks but I think I like it now. I tried connecting to the internet using my broadband but I can`t. It is obvious that maxis have terminated my service. Fuck you MAXIS- even though I asked them to do so. Maxis charged me too expensive and turned me against my monthly budget. Super irritating. I heard celcom performed better than maxis but I can never ensure it. I never use Celcom broadband but my Mobile phone in on Celcom. Haha. Nevertheless, while I`m sitting doing nothing- actually thinking of something, I received a text message on my mobile. It is from 15888. Who owned the 15888 code? UITM owned it. It said that,

RM0.00 UiTM:

DIMAKLUMKAN BAHAWA ANDA BERPOTENSI UNTUK DIGUGURKAN TARAF (GT) SEBAGAI PELAJAR UiTM. SILA SEMAK DI iSTUDENT PORTAL.

I`m like, What??

ops.

2pm. Thermodynamics. Miss Chang.

I am suppose to be at class right now but due to certain reasons i cut class.

Well,actually one reason:

My housemates are not going to class.

I my defend, im not a lazy-bump but i just do not have a transport to go to class. Yes, i agree i could go by bus. It isn`t that I am to picky but the class start at 2pm and they decide to skip at 1.55pm.

Do i want to go to class?

Haha. Who like classes?Honestly I am not so eager to go to class myself. I am just eager to see Miss Chang.

OH MY GOD, she is super cute.

Haha. And I am bored and got nothing to do.

Better go dreaming.